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drinkmasturbatecry:

if you get a boyfriend does that mean you have to spend less time on the internet because idk if im prepared for that

#fics before dicks

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teacupbeagle:

that band that you really like but never bothered to learn the members’ names

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phenomenallyextraordinary123:

lindsaylohoean:

2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in 

yerawizardchloe:

guswaters:

remember when the half blood prince had just come out and those guys put a massive sign that said ‘snape kills dumbledore’ above the motorway and it was the biggest news of the day and they got like legally charged

#in the uk we take harry potter spoilers very seriously

do-not-feed-the-animal:

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

tardisinshire:

starllex:

starllex:

why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?

I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER

hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi

do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?

THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS

frosla55:

i have 3 moods:

1. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. ????????????????
3. ????!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!?

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

When someone says your celebrity crush is not attractive.

sodamnrelatable:

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The awkward moment when everyone is serious & you start laughing..

laugh-addict:

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